Feline RDP Monday: Quaint Feline

Tabby

“There you are Tabby, you look quite determined.”

“I am Mrs. Human. I was just sharpening my claws and am on my way to Roschti, the feline next door, to have a few paw swipes with him.”

“You seem to be quite annoyed. I hope we will not be having a cat fight with yowls and meows and dashing through cat flaps to escape.”

“Mrs. Human I never dash through a cat flap. I stand on my four paws to the bitter end.”

“It seems to me that you are always running away from the other feline.”

“I am not, the other feline is always following me to beg for forgiveness.”

“Oh, I see, I must have been mistaken. So what is the problem with Roschti?”

“He laughed at me and said I was being quaint and old fashioned and I am not such a modern feline. My hairballs are all examples of modern art, impressionist.”

“You mean he was laughing at your hairballs?”

“Not exactly, he said I was not moving with the times and today every self-respecting feline eats vitamin pellets. Tuna fish is old fashioned and not so healthy.”

“But perhaps he might be right.”

“Of course he isn’t. It is only an excuse because his slaves only feed him on pellets. They are too lazy to open a tin. He would love to have a share of my tuna fish. All fake excuses.”

“But Tabby, just because you do not like healthy vitamin pellets it does not mean that other felines do not like them and it is really no reason to fight about it. You should really sit down together and talk it over. perhaps share a bowl of vitamin pellets to prove that you also enjoy eating them.”

“Yes a good idea.”

“Where are you going Tabby?”

“I can hear Roschti sharpening his claws on a tree and he is bigger than me. Β Wake me up when it is time for my next bowl of tuna fish.”

“But I though you were ready for a fight with Roschti.”

“Changed my mind.”

Feline RDP Monday: Quaint Feline

12 thoughts on “Feline RDP Monday: Quaint Feline

  1. Best to sleep over these issues and hopefully wake up to a lovely juicy bowl of tuna fish. Love your photo very handsome indeed. x😻🐟🐟🐟🐾🐾

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  2. ha ha ha

    On Mon, Sep 24, 2018 at 8:13 AM The Cat Chronicles wrote:

    > angloswiss posted: ” “There you are Tabby, you look quite determined.” “I > am Mrs. Human. I was just sharpening my claws and am on my way to Roschti, > the feline next door, to have a few paw swipes with him.” “You seem to be > quite annoyed. I hope we will not be having a cat” >

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