Feline RDP Saturday: Feline Exultation


Exulting exists not in meow
We have no word for it and also do not know how
Felines are always the centre of their seeing
I, me and myself are the essence of well-being
Who cares about the others I am the only one
that matters to Mrs Human, for me will always run
So bring me tuna, also meat, I have trained her very well
The main object in her human life is to ensure my life is swell
She exults at every call I make, even cleaning out my tray
It is an honour for her daily duty, I make her life OK
Without me her day would be boring and so I keep her busy
Although she says that all this work is making her so dizzy
If it were not for us, the humans would still be in the trees
But we fulfil them with a purpose in life to get down on their knees

Feline RDP Saturday: Feline Exultation