I’m not fluffy, I’m not fat
Just a special tabby cat
My body is streamlined, I pass through every space
I train every day and always win the race
Am always counting calories to keep my figure slim
Climbing walls and chairs, it really keeps me trim
And now I must go, there are exceptions to the rule
Mrs. Human is serving tuna, and I eat it, am no fool
She says it is the vitamin pellets that keep me oh so fit
I eat them just to please her, but I do not find them a hit
(alternative: really find them s**t)
Ah Tabby. Lucky your human loves you so much that you get tuna from time to time. Our human has stopped serving us tuna altogether and no telepathic messages I send her seem to help. Yrs always and forever, Dusty T. Dog
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Between you and me, I am also not getting my fair share lately. I should really register a complaint to the Feline Society. I think the humans are conspiring against us.
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Maybe there’s a shortage of tuna.
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Someone is hoarding it probably.
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There’s no other reasonable explanation. ❤ DTD
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Good for you Tabby……Tuna is the best….😸💜🐾🐾🐾🐟🐟🐟
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It goes without meowing
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Such self-confidence he has, your tabby 🙂
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Tabby invented self-confidence, and there is even a word for it in meow
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🙂
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Haha! Oh, Tabby–the words that are in meow….. !
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We only have the important words like I, me and myself
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