Feline RDP Monday: Segue Feline

Tabby

“Typical Human, locks me in the cupboard.”

“Oh there you are Tabby, I was searching everywhere and thought you might have taken a walk.”

“No Mrs. Human, you opened the cupboard door for me and I decided to follow the invitation. I did not expect you to shut the door and lock me in. I could have suffocated. I could have lost another life, there are not many left. I could have been forgotten and discovered a year later, just a skeleton. No water, no food, no nothing. What year do we now have. how long have I been locked up in this dark place.”

“Tabby do not overdo it. The year changes tomorrow and we still have today.  I noticed you were not here and began to search. You could have meowed or knocked on the cupboard door to show me where you were.”

“I was too busy sleeping for such physical exercises. Leave the cupboard door open.”

“But I thought you were going to leave the cupboard after being shut in for so long.”

“No Mrs. Human. I like this cupboard, it has so many comfortable cushions for me to lay on. Just leave the door open so that I can come and go as I please.”

“I thought you were hungry?”

“Yes, then just put a bowl of tuna fish in the cupboard. There is enough room. And do not close the door when you go. Pin a note on the door as a warning that this is now my sleeping place.”

Feline RDP Monday: Segue Feline