Feline RDP Friday: Feline Hospitality

Tabby

The notice on my cushion says “Do not disturb”
It is very serious and not a feline blurb
If I am sleeping then walk on your tip toes
Try not to breathe and do not blow your nose
I hate most others, even if they are cats
Hospitality is not my middle name, so do not give me pats
Just respect my status, or I will show you how
You must obey my feline law, hospitality does not exist in meow
We felines are independent, we have our very own wealth
Just obey and follow, it is only I, me and myself

Feline RDP Friday: Feline Hospitality