Feline RDP Monday: Feline Marbles

Tabby

“I think you will have to leave this one Tabby. Cats do not play with marbles.”

“That is true Mrs. Human, but we create them.”

“I am sure you cannot create marbles from glass.”

“Who said anything about glass. We have our other methods.”

“Tell me about it.”

“I don’t think you really want to know Mrs. Human, it might be too much for your delicate human digestive system.”

“Is it that bad?”

“Not for a feline.The process is almost the same for a hairball, but we form them much smaller. Instead of one artistic creation we produce 5-6 all in smaller sizes. If you let them dry in the sun they get quite hard and can play a wonerful game with them, just like the human marbles.”

“Yes Tabby, I see what you mean. Perhaps we will leave the subject for the time being.”

“You don’t want a practical demonstration?”

“No Tabby, I will just use my imagination.”

“But I have a selection you can choose from and I am sure the people reading my meows of wisdom would love to see them, take a photo Mr. Human.”

“No, Tabby, there are certain objects that are not shown in Internet, to protect the children.”

“But I have no problems showing my collection to kittens, they are impressed and want to make their own.”

“Tabby, let’s change the subject. I am about to prepare a meal and do not want to be confronted with mini hairballs in marble sizes. It will spoil my appetite.”

“Humans are strange animals.”

Feline RDP Monday: Feline Marbles