If it’s raining cats and dogs, I prefer to stay at home
Being outside is dangerous, I might get hit by a bone
The dogs can be quite careless and throw them from the sky
Their fur begins to drip and the rain falls in my eye
We felines are more careful and just do a pitter patter
I have not yet been required, one day it will really matter
Each cat takes it turn to rain down on us all
We wait for our time for when we get our call
And then we stand to attention and let it rain in drops
We are very careful how we do it and let it go in plops
So the next time it rains, it’s not dogs and cats together
We both have our own style, according to the weather
Dear Tabby, I asked my human about this and she said it’s just one of those dumb human expressions, not to be taken literally. I told her I would confer with you on that point. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog
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Don’t believe everything humans say. We cats and dogs have a strong influence on the weather, the words were even shown in the hieroglyphics of the Egyptian murals, and do not forget, we were then worshiped as Gods.
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Thank you, Tabby. β€ DTD
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Tabby your words of wisdom are like rain drops of insight to all humans.
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I do my best to assist the humans in their endeavours
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I believe in you Tabby you have taught me so much.xπ»ππΎπΎ
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I know, I am such a genius, it is almost embarrassing
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I guess I should bow down to you but we’re of the same race I must be intelligent some way just have to learn from you.xπ»ππΎ
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Thank you for setting me straight on the rain, Tabby. I would never have known…
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I know, many humans choose to ignore the truth
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