Feline RDP Sunday: Feline Sage


Being wise is very hard work, it often tires me out
I have to advise the human race to tell them what it’s about
That I am an important aristocat and should be treated just as such
But they seem to think that I am spoilt, I do not request too much
Just a tummy tickle and a nice soft bed is all it needs to engage
They often underestimate my talents, I am a very wise sage
I only like the very best food, to take me on my way
And so I demand perfect quality as I am a feline gourmet
My ancestors were worshiped as gods, out day will come again
In the meantime I can wait and so I do not complain
Fill up my dish with tuna fish and give me water to drink
And now a nice soft comfortable place where I can relax and think

Feline RDP Sunday: Feline Sage