I should really win the nomination for Cat of the Year. I just cannot stop looking at my photos and I have many: perfect in all aspects, but the nose? I can smell tuna fish as soon as the tin is opened, even if I am at the other end of my territory. It is the perfect completion to a perfect face. And now I must go, taking deep breathes I realise that there will be yet another dish of tuna for the evening meal. Oh what a lingular day it is today.