Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Exercise


“Mrs. Human I am waiting.”

“Waiting for what Tabby?”

“For my human slave to open the window of course.”

“But Tabby you have your own personal cat flap and you carry a magnet on your collar which opens the cat flap if you push against it with your nose.”

“And you expect me to stoop to such inferior tasks like opening windows with my sensitive nose? I have my own personal human for such work. I have been waiting for at least a minute and you have just ignored me. What if I had been subject to an attack from an eagle or a snake in the meanwhile. I would be all over the front pages of the newspaper –  Feline killed due to human neglect.

“Tabby do not overdo it. There are no eagles and I have never seen a dangerous snake since we live here. The only problem might be Roschti, the feline next door, but you seem to agree to dislike each other, so no problem.”

“Of course it is a problem. Roschti is probably now laughing at me because my human does not open the window immediately.  That can be very embarrassing.”

“No, Tabby I am not going to open the window. Use your cat flap.”

“But I could die of exposure, of hunger, neglect.”

“You are exaggerating. And what are you going to do if I refuse to open the window and your plate of food is ready this evening.”

“They are the exceptional situations where an emergency solution is required.”

“Which is?”

“I push the cat flap with my nose and make an entrance.”

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Exercise

2 thoughts on “Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Exercise

  1. I don’t like touching my cat flap with my nose especially if Craig or Pearl have be slavering over it. Like you I wait on my human to open the door after all it’s how us special felines should be treated. Gosh I see you even have the red carpet now I must get my human to buy one. x😻💜🐾🐾🐟

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