Feline RDP Saturday: Feline Kite

Tabby

“And what do you want to write today Tabby?”

“Mrs. Human, forget it. What am I supposed to write about a kite. I do not have opposable thumbs, so there is no possibility that I will ever fly a kite. As far the bird is concerned, I have a a strong suspicion that if I ever met one it would grip me with its claws and fly off to the nest and I would be breakfast, dinner and tea for the baby kites for a week.”

“Then you will not be writing today Tabby.”

“No Mrs. Human, I will remain where I am on the porch enjoying the warmth of the stones and wait until you prepare my food and forget the kites. In the meanwhile I will have a sleep, just wake me when it is time to eat.”

Feline RDP Saturday: Feline Kite