I am exhausted, it was such an exciting day. I saw a snake, it was curled at the end and moving. It was quite near and so I pounced, intending to kill it. I managed to capture it with my paws. Just as I was about to bite its head off Mrs. Human called.
“Stop Tabby,, what are you doing?”
“Killing a snake.”
“Tabby, that is not a snake, it is your tail.”
And so I decided to forget the whole thing and sleep further, but with a difference. I rested my head on my tail to stop it escaping.