Feline RDP Monday: Feline Foray

Tabby

“Tabby, why are you sitting in front of a closed window.*

“That is fairly obvious Mrs. Human. Because some idiot of a human closed it when I was outside and left me on my own to go on a foray.”

“But Tabby, you can walk across the garden and take the path to the other side where you have your own private cat flap.”

“Do what???? Me, who was worshipped as a god in a past life, walk? I expected that my human slave would open the door for me.”

“I am going in now through the front door you can come with me.”

“Like a dog? No I am feline and we do not follow humans, they follow us. I am waiting here, so hurry and when you enter my home open the window.”

“Oh Tabby, you are already inside.”

“If I had waited for you, I would still be waiting. I stooped to the subordinate level of  entering through the open window on the other side. In future do not wander off on your forays with your camera, but ensure that I can come and go as I please before you disappear.  And you can get rid of the photos on your camera that you took when I was waiting. The other felines might see them.”

“Too late Tabby, they were with my photo camera with an instant upload.”

“Next time ask my permission. And now that you are here again, make yourself useful and serve my evening meal.”

“Of course Tabby, at once.”

Feline RDP Monday: Feline Foray

12 thoughts on “Feline RDP Monday: Feline Foray

  1. Moses was let out the human door last night and minutes later proceeded to scratch the heck out of the jamb to be let back in. He, too, refused to walk around the house on a warm starry night, to use the cat flap and climb the back stairs to get back to the dining room near the front door.

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  2. Perhaps you can explain to me Tabby why when my cat orders me to open the living room door she promptly returns to the room via the open kitchen door and then wants to go out through the living room door again. Every cat that I have ever lived with has done this. Is it some sort of training exercise?

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  3. You are such a great servant. I’m so impressed. I bet Tabby know EXACTLY when she is supposed to get dinner. To the minute Our dogs know, although they start nagging us around 3 and they don’t get fed until 5, but sometimes when they really work at it, they get dinner early. We are only human and there’s just so much barking we can handle.

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    • Tabby sits and waits daily at 5,00 for her soft food. Since she has to have her medicine daily, that I mix in the food (although she does not realise that part) shr gets soft food. She waits with pleading eyes to give me the guilty feeling.

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