Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Cornucopia


“Tabby will you come out of my bedroom cupboard?”

“Doesn’t come into the question Mrs. Human. Today is catutopia day, when we find our cupboard of plenty and I found mine.”

“You found nothing Tabby, you hopped into the cupboard before I could shut the door.”

“It is all a matter of interpretation Mrs. Human. You opened the door and my dream was fulfilled. An enclosed space lined with the delights of a feline resting place. This is better than a tenth life. Layers and layers of soft fabric welcoming my fur. What could be better, a catutopic pleasure.”

“The word catutopic does not exist Tabby.”

“It might not in human, but it does in meow. One of our main words expressing the delights of being feline.”

“That might be, but the delights of being feline and spreading your fur over my clothing is not the delight of being human, so leave my cupboard. – now. Tabby did you near me? And now she is sleeping in my cupboard.”

“i am not sleeping Mrs. Human, just resting my eyes. And when you go, leave the door open that I can make an exit afterwards, I have been forgotten and locked in the cupboard before.”

“Of course Tabby,”

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Cornucopia