Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Match


“Tabby my bed looks very suspicious.”


“Don’t make so much noise Mrs. Human, I was just settling down to a nice quiet sleep.”

“But not in my bed. Our agreement is that you sleep on the cover of the bed.”

“That was your agreement Mrs. Human and I am still thinking about it.”

“No Tabby, that does not come into the question.”

“But it is so warm and comfortable. How could you be so thoughtless and force me to sleep in the cold air.”

“Tabby the bedroom is not cold and you have your own bed to sleep in.”

“But it is not the same. Sleeping somewhere else shows who is the boss. I have moved in on another territory and that is a plus in the life of a feline. Always take what is not yours, one of the first commands of a feline life.”

“And one of the first commands of a human life is to keep felines out of the bed. I am forced to take steps if you do not leave the bed at once.”

“What steps?”

“No tuna fish for a week.”

“Ok, I am going – anything for a quiet 9 lives, minus the 4 I lost somewhere.”

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Match