Feline RDP Sunday: Feline Sheets

Tabby

“I love the feeling of fresh laundry on the beds Mrs. Human.”

“I am sure you do Tabby, but it is not the idea that you distribute your scent and fur on the sheets and duvet covers when I have freshly made the bed.”

“But it smells so neutral, has no flavour or scent of possession. It needs the feline touch.”

“I need no feline scent or touch Tabby. The bed is mine not yours.”

“I am sure you can sleep much better if I give it some feline scent.”

“Forget it Tabby, I prefer my own scent and stop prodding around with your claw on the fabric, you are pulling threads.”

“That is my mark Mrs. Human, to prove that I was here.”

“No proof required Tabby, you leave enough of your fur behind to show you were here.”

“I was only trying to help, humans are never satisfied with the feline touch.”

Feline RDP Sunday: Feline Sheets