Feline RDP Monday: Astral Feline


“There you are Tabby, I haven’t seen you all day. Where have you been?”

“I had an urgent mission to complete Mrs. Human and have only just returned.”

“Where did you go?”

“Our leader on Koshka entered into his 10th life, he had a disagreement with a sabre toothed tiger and so we had elections for a new leader. It was quite a nice little get together.”

“And you now have a new leader?”

“They wanted me as their new leader, but I had to refuse. I told them that Mrs. Human would be lost without my support.”

“Oh that is very thoughtful Tabby.”

“They chose Garfield, one of our best ambassadors on the planet earth.¬†And now I am tired with so much travelling, and also hungry. You could perhaps fulfil your purpose in life and prepare this fish I brought with me.”

“Looks a bit strange and smells funny.”

“It was freshly caught from the Koshkan ocean. I even killed it myself.”

“But it has whiskers and fur and a zip.”

“All animals on Koshka have a zip. It can get quite hot up there. I even found mine whilst I was there, but they tend to disappear when we are out of the influence of the Koshkan moons.”

“Tabby this is a strange story.”

“Not a story, but reality. Did you not see the lights from the ship when I returned?”

Feline RDP Monday: Astral Feline