Feline RDP Sunday: Feline Surprise

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I surprise them all with my sleeping places
Choosing them at random my relaxing bases
It’s good to disappear where nobody knows
They wonder where I am and keeps them on their toes
The blanket was so comfortable, so soft and wavy
With nooks and crannies, it was very cavy
Mrs. Human was searching, “where are you Tabby?”
I hid in the folds and made myself flabby
She thought I was missing, but heard my purry sighs
Finding me on this blanket was a human surprise

Feline RDP Sunday: Feline Surprise

Feline RDP Sunday: Feline Sum

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Laying in the rays of the sun
Shall I go or should I stay
Summing up the alternatives
My choice remains to lay
Why should I go, I am at ease
The sun shines on the brave
I am a very special feline
And have a personal slave
Mrs. Human will serve my food
And tends to all my wishes
Summing it up and on the whole
She cares for all my dishes

Feline RDP Sunday: Feline Sum

Feline RDP Saturday: Pink Feline

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I am back, did you miss me? Of course you did, what a silly question. Blogging without me to guide you is wasted time. You do not know what to write, have no prompts for a good subject content, and you were all lost without my leadership. Of course, I would have been here were it not for my complicated human. She had a computer problem. I had none of course, but she did not ask me. It seemed to be a photo problem, although I have plenty of photos, but it was all to do with herself. Humans can be so selfish sometimes, and not spare a thought for a feline.  I wanted to tell you so much about how life was progressing in my home. It was quite exciting.

In the morning I awoke and dragged myself to my food bowl. Had a good lick and afterwards a relaxing sleep. We felines tire so quickly after eating and washing. Five hours later I was again ready for action. Had another wash, although my tongue was now qute exhausted and decided to have a sniff at my food bowl. There was again only the dry hard vitamin pellets, but I had no choice. I can tell you biting on those pellets is an exhausting business and so I afterwards collapsed again into my bed, although I believe I made a short excursion to my recycling box in between.

Mrs. Human was still occupied with her computer problem, here nose and cheeks were becoming quite pink with excitement, but I remained in my usual calm feline state. I decided to take it easy again and in the evening I had real food, the stuff made of something that was once alive, full of juice. Of course, I had to recover afterwards and again retired to my bed. During the night I had a few moments of serenading the humans whilst they were sleeping, but they ignored me and so I decided to continue my sleeping session. And then it was morning, so I dragged myself again to my food bowl, whilst Mrs. Human was still dealing with her photographic computer problem and then……. no, I am repeating myself, but so is the hardworking stress day of a feline.

Feline RDP Saturday: Pink Feline

Feline RDP Monday: Blustery Feline

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There is no time to lose
I must be very quick
I am the feline bluster
And it is time to have a lick
This morning it was raining
A puddle is outside
It looks so very inviting
And so I will abide
Oh every drop is abrosia
The chosen drink for a cat
I savour every tongue full
My perfect habitat

Feline RDP Monday: Blustery Feline

Feline RDP Wednesday: Busy Feline

Tabby

I am always busy
I really have no time
Imagine the energy I spend
To keep it all in line
I have a bowl of food
A task I have to beat
I usually begin in the middle
To ensure that I can eat
And after this work of love
I have to take a rest
My jaws are so exhausted
from the energy I invest
My next work is recycling
I must paw to cover it all
Mrs. Human empties my tray
For this work I am too small
An then inspect my territory
Oh the work I must endure
Life is hard for a feline
Of that I am very sure
At last at the end of the day
I make an effort to summon my powers
And now the best part arrives
I sleep for twenty-three hours

Feline RDP Wednesday: Busy Feline