Me acerbic
No, not ever
Unless you annoy me
That would not be clever
Do not touch me
My claws are always ready
I do not trust anyone
And can be quite unsteady
I can be so loving
If you feed me with meat
I will be your friend
My meows can be so sweet
But do not cross my path
Throwing water on my fur
Stay away if I sleep
When I have a quiet purr

Feline RDP Friday: Acerbic Feline