Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Fraud

Tabby 07.10 (3)

“Look Mrs. Human, I am surrounded by leaf soldiers, I trapped them all paw handed.”

“Yes very clever Tabby.”

“What are you doing Mrs. Human?”

“I am collecting all your dead leaf soldiers for the garbage.”

“You cannot do that. They are a warning for all other attacking leafers, to stop them in their deadly tracks.”

“But they are dead leaves Tabby, and are no longer a threat. If I leave them on the ground it might rain and they will get wet.”

“You cannot just remove my trophies. No one will believe me when I tell them of the battles I won against the ferocious attacking leaves. They tried their best to beat me to a retreat, but I remain steadfast. I am now No. 1 in the Most Wanted Cats for my victories. I have the record amount of leaf soldier deaths. I have become famous. If you just collect the dead leaves people will no longer respect my ferocity, my bravery and above all my reputation as being leaf soldier killer No. 1.”

“Yes Tabby, but the leaves do not look so good in my garden.”

“This is not a question of looking good in the garden Mrs. Human, but territory, my territory. The leaves stay.”

“Tabby stop laying on the leaves, I cannot sweep them away.”

“No way, I killed them, they are mine.”

“And what will you do when the wind blows them away.”

“I am still thinking about that. I could blow in the other direction.”

“I have never seen you blow.”

“I know that is another problem to be solved, along with the opposable thumbs.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Fraud