Feline Friday RDP: Grubby Feline

Tabby

“Tabby that is not a nice photo.”

“I find it perfect Mrs. Human. It shows my dental features with all the details. I have even received requests for a paw printed photo from my fans. My feline colleagues all agree it is one of my best photos. You can even see my tongue.”

“Felines have other ideas about a good photo Tabby. It looks a bit grubby to me.”

“I beg your pardon. Grubby is something else. I wash at least once an hour during the day. Humans should take an example from us felines.”

“You cannot compare Tabby. We humans only need a shower during the day, but felines do not wear clothes to protect them and have to constantly clean their fur coats.”

“And you think a shower is enough during the day? Of course if I had found the zip on my coat in summer you could have put my fur coat in the washing machine, so I have to do it all by myself. You would be surprised what I find in the fur when I wash it. What about you Mrs. Human. How do you manage with the ants and other creeping things.”

“Tabby humans do not have the same problems as felines.”

“But you scratch as well.”

“Tabby can we change the subject of this conversation.”

“Of course if you do not want to talk about it, I understand. We felines also have embarrassing moments, especially when we have tics.  It is time for my tuna fish Mrs. Human, but wash your hands before preparing it.”

“I beg your pardon?”

“I always have a good lick before eating and afterwards, so the least you can do is to make sure your have clean hands.”

“Of course Tabby, anything to oblige.”

Feline Friday RDP: Grubby Feline

Feline Friday RDP: Feline Coffee

Tabby

Felines don’t drink coffee, felines don’t drink tea
Give me water any time, although it makes me pee
If rain falls down from up above I have to get some cover
but when the storm has disappeared, the merits I discover
Water absorbs all delights from minerals and dirt
Oh what delight for a cat to drink, a liquid I convert
The first three sips are quality, ambrosia for the cat
It is so healthy and full of life, and we do not get fat
A bowl of water is something fine, but I hold it with my paw
water is now my prisoner and not subject to the law
If water remains untouched for many hours on end
its quality becomes so good, a super vintage blend
So felines remember treasure your drink, as if it were your daughter
it is the brew that all cats need, and more than just plain water

 Tabby

Feline Friday RDP: Feline Coffee

Feline Friday RDP: Feline Abscence

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“Mrs. Human, what is that apology for a feline doing on my meowing site?”

“But it is your friend, Roschti, the feline from next door and I thought you would be pleased to see him sharing your meowing site.”

“Mrs. Human I do not share, Felines do not share although perhaps we make an exception with our hard unappetising vitamin pellets, but we do not even share them. We give them away.”

“Roshti was sitting alone in his garden and posed for a few photos.”

“He had no business posing for anything except for “how to kill a cat by drowing”. This space is reserved for my photos. My fans and followers wait impatiently daily to see my latest pin up photos. And now they are being shown my next door neighbour licking his paw.”

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“Perhaps this photo is better Tabby.”

“No I don’t believe it. He is now licking his nose, how disgusting. How many photos of this apology for a cat did you take Mrs. Human.”

“Quite a few Tabby. Roschti was having fun and we tried all sorts of various poses. Do you want to see him washing his leg.”

“No thankyou Mrs. Human, that would be too much. I would say the best solution would be to destroy them all. I am already being bombared by requests from my fan club to have photos of Roschti with his paw print. How degrading for a unique cat like myself to have to share my Meow Page with such a cat.”

“Where are you going Tabby.”

“I am taking a sleep. In the meanwhile you must remove these shameful photos from my meow page. I am sure the are infected with some sort of strange virus. This is my site, for I, me and myself. Roschti can make his own meow pages.+

“Yes, a good idea. Roschti asked me if I would help, as the keyboard is not so paw friendly.”

“Hiss, meowow, scratch claw. Roschti should hide his face in shame.”

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Feline Friday RDP: Feline Abscence