Ok kittens, gather around, time for another educational talk. First of all some keep fit exercises are called for. Tiddles resting your head on your paws and closing your eyes is not the ideal position. All of you, wake up, shake your paws and take deep breathes: follow my example. Yes very good. Mouth open wide and breathe deeply, expelling the air through your mouth. Accompany it with a hiss to prove that you are awake and ready to attack.
So show me your homework. I gave you the task of manufacturing the perfect hairball. Tiddles again I must remind you that hairballs are round and not oval. Blackie you have produced the first square hairball, very original. Oh, I see, you swallowed the stalk with the grass and that is the result. I must say very good. Did you hear kittens, we have an artist amongst us.
The basic colour of a hairball is grey, but I see some other alternatives. I suppose it depends on the ideal mixture. Montgomery stop attacking Curly with your claws and Curly ignore Montgomery. Oh I see you are collecting fur for your next artistic attempt at a hairball because you have no fur. Yes, I suppose being a sphinx feline does have its disadvantages.
And now I want you to practice climbing trees next week and how to return to ground level. Remember, having your human call for the fire brigade with ladders is not very good. You must learn to be independent and remember a falling feline always lands on its paws, so there is nothing to fear. No Tiddles, you do not push the other feline, That is not very kind. We learn to do it all by ourself. I know you only want to help, but we felines must remain cool and calm under all conditions.