Feline RDP Wednesday: Feline Mystery

Tabby

“Ir’s a mystery to me Tabby, how a feline can sleep so long.”

“And it’s a mystery to me how humans only sleep at night, for a few hours Mrs. Human.”

“But I feel refreshed when I wake up Tabby.”

“That is not true, I have often heard you talking to Mr. Human about not having a good night’s sleep and waking up.”

“That is normal Tabby, sometimes I sleep well and sometimes I am awake. Not to mention when a feline starts scratching on the door and meowing when I am dropping off to sleep.”

“They are the moments when I am awake Mrs. Human and need attention from my human slave.”

“But what about the disturbance of my sleep. I get up to see if anything is wrong and you are sleeping.”

“I am just doing a check to see if you are there when I need you.”

“Thanks Tabby, but I prefer to sleep.”

“Then do it as I do. Just settle down, close your eyes and there you are.”

“It does not exactly work that way with humans Tabby.”

“That is what I always say, Humans are imperfect in their compilation. We felines have no problem. And we always have an ear open in case there is danger. Although I have my own human to take care of dangerous situations. And now I have to sleep, I still have 6 hours to complete.”

“But you have already slept 12 hours Tabby, Tabby, Tabby. And she is sleeping again.”

Feline RDP Wednesday: Feline Mystery

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Mystery

Tabby

“Tabby, when I ask for a nice photo to show all your followers, you do not have to stick your tongue out.”

“I was showing the real me. You always tell me to smile for the camera.”

“That is not a smile.”

“It is a matter of interpretation Mrs. Human. There are many felines that would find it the perfect smile. Showing our true feelings for having our photo taken. And the word for smile does not exist in meow, it is a question of the distribution of the face muscles. What about you Mrs. Human, can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue.”

“My tongue is not long enough.”

“You see, another human imperfection. Humans are full of mysteries.  If you could touch your nose with your tongue you would save time in the washing process. I am self sufficient and can do everything myself.”

“Not quite Tabby, you do not have opposable thumbs and I have to open the tins for you and the doors.”

“We are working on it Mrs. Human, wait until the next evolution. You know “where did we come from and where are we going” thing.”

“Have you been reading my book about “Origin”.”

“I did stick my nose into it, that it why I am now cleaning it, but it was all rubbish. The bit where were came from was when our leader Bastet, by the way a female feline, decided to colonise planet Earth, nothing with one celled creatures, we felines were perfect from the beginning. We have decided to take over again when we have at last devloped the paw friendly tin opener.”

“I do not think the felines will be capable of such possibilities.”

“And in the meanwhle you might even be able to touch your nose with your tongue. I could give you lessons if you want to.”

“Oh, Tabby, there are some things that are unique for the felines. Why should we humble humans copy them, you are so perfect.”

“Of course.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Mystery