Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Perfume

Roschti

“Mrs. Human, there is a funny smell in the garden.”

“I don’t notice anything Tabby, everything smells the same as usual.+

“Sorry Mrs. Human, I was forgeting. Humans have an under-developed nose and they only smell what is in front of their eyes. Everything else is more luck than judegement.”

“That is not true Tabby, I have a very good sense of smell.”

“In that case you can tell me which strange feline is walking around in my territory. by his smell.”

“Of couse not Tabby, all felines smell the same and I have not noticed any other feline except for you.”

“Then take another smell, I am convinced that Roschti, the ¬†feline next door, is invading my territory.”

“Oh yes Tabby, I can now see him.”

“Which goes to prove what I said. You can now see him, but not smell him.”

“Of course not, all felines smell the same.”

“”Are you insinuating that I smell like Roschti.”

“Of course not Tabby, you do not smell, only when you eat tuna fish.”

“But I am not eating tuna fish at the moment, only hard indigestable vitamine pellets.”

“That is why you do not smell, and neither does Roschti.”

“Of course he does, he has a waft of mysterious aromas, mixed with vitmin food and a tinge of average cheap tinned feline food from the supermarket.

“You see how lucky you are Tabby, being fed on exclusive delicacies.”

“That is a matter of opinion Mrs. Human. I can now see Roschti, he is sniffing the air. I am sure he is planning to eat from my food.”

“I can see him Tabby, what a lovely photo.”

“And now you are going to post a photo of the smelly feline on my own private blog.”

“It will make a change Tabby, at least he is not sleeping as you are when I take a photo.”

“I do not sleep, I am only resting my eyes. He has now moved on thank goodness. At last I can breathe the pure air of my own territoriy with no invasive aromas.”

“Yes Tabby, of course. Now it is all yours to enjoy.”

“Remember Mrs. Human, Tabby first.”

“Of course.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Perfume