Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Presents


“I see you are sleeping Tabby, so I will not disturb you.”

“You have already distrubed me Mrs. Human, by talking. The sound waves of a human voice are not exactly balsam to my sensitive feline ears. What is the problem?”

“It is already February, and it will be your birthday at the beginning of April. I was wondering if you had any ideas about a birthday present.”

“Oh, in that case I am all ears and whiskers. Shall I begin at the top of the list, or at the end.”

“You have a list? I was thinking of organising a party and inviting some of your feline friends to share in the food.”

“That will not work Mrs. Human. Felines do not share, they take it all and party does not exist in meow, it develops more into an episode of a fight club. Do not bother to invite anyone, just organise my needs from my prepared list.”

“You have already written you list?”

“Of course, I have to be ready. We could perhaps begin with my new Versace style bowl.”

“But the food tastes the same, no matter the style of the bowl. That is really not necessary.”

“Of course it is. Do you really expect me to continue eating from a common stainless steel dish that every cat possesses. I am something special Mrs. Human and deserve only the exclusive articles. I have also noticed that there is a new feline litter box on the market. It has a top storage drawer, and reversible walls for left or right entry.”

Does that make a difference from which side you enter the recycling tray.”

“Of course, it is the surprise effect and distributes the essence better. I even found a video.

When you order it I would prefer the mahogony version.”

“But that would cost at least $200.”

“Mrs.Human, it is for me, the feline in your life, the one and only. You would be so proud to know that my recycled matter would have a special place.”

“Tabby, you know what, let’s discontinue this conversation.”

“And my litter box?”

“Bury it in the garden, no-one sees it and it fertilises the plants and trees.”

“So much for my special birthday present. And my diamond studded cat flap?”

“Tabby go back to sleep and dream on.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Presents