Feline RDP Monday: Blustery Feline

Tabby

There is no time to lose
I must be very quick
I am the feline bluster
And it is time to have a lick
This morning it was raining
A puddle is outside
It looks so very inviting
And so I will abide
Oh every drop is abrosia
The chosen drink for a cat
I savour every tongue full
My perfect habitat

Feline RDP Monday: Blustery Feline

Feline RDP Monday: Plangent Feline

Tabby

“Tabby what is that for a strange noise?”

“That isn’t a strange noise, I am practicing Mrs. Human.”

“Practicing?”

“Yes, for the feline cat choir. I am the lead singer.”

“You have a choir.”

“All the cats in the neighbourhood are joining in, but I am the only feline that can reach the high notes. Meowoowowoohiss.”

“Yes very nice Tabby. And when is the first concert?”

“This evening, it is a full moon and we sing much better under a full moon. Why are you closing the windows Mrs. Human? You won’t be able to hear us.”

Feline RDP Monday: Plangent Feline

Feline RDP Monday: Nimble Feline

Tabby 17.02 (2)

I am the nimblest feline in my territory
Although I must admit, I am alone in my glory
My paws are agile, I train every day
I have to be prepared to fight intruders away
They know my reputation of being very fast
And if a cat is chasing me I will never be the last
Stand up and fight, no that is not my ruse
I prefer to take the cat flap, the fight I could lose.

Feline RDP Monday: Nimble Feline

Feline RDP Monday: Feline Foray

Tabby

“Tabby, why are you sitting in front of a closed window.*

“That is fairly obvious Mrs. Human. Because some idiot of a human closed it when I was outside and left me on my own to go on a foray.”

“But Tabby, you can walk across the garden and take the path to the other side where you have your own private cat flap.”

“Do what???? Me, who was worshipped as a god in a past life, walk? I expected that my human slave would open the door for me.”

“I am going in now through the front door you can come with me.”

“Like a dog? No I am feline and we do not follow humans, they follow us. I am waiting here, so hurry and when you enter my home open the window.”

“Oh Tabby, you are already inside.”

“If I had waited for you, I would still be waiting. I stooped to the subordinate level of ¬†entering through the open window on the other side. In future do not wander off on your forays with your camera, but ensure that I can come and go as I please before you disappear. ¬†And you can get rid of the photos on your camera that you took when I was waiting. The other felines might see them.”

“Too late Tabby, they were with my photo camera with an instant upload.”

“Next time ask my permission. And now that you are here again, make yourself useful and serve my evening meal.”

“Of course Tabby, at once.”

Feline RDP Monday: Feline Foray

Feline RDP Monday: Waiting Feline

Tabby

I am a patient feline
Really I can wait
Although there are exceptions
So let me get it straight
When I’m hungry,
That is quite often
I want my food at once
My impatience does not soften
If the door is closed
I can get annoyed
Until the human opens it
Anger I cannot avoid
Feline commands are to be obeyed
through the day and through the night
Always at once, immediately
and instantly is right

Feline RDP Monday: Waiting Feline

Feline RDP Monday: Dazzling Feline

Tabby

I dazzle them all
My aura is bright
I glow and shine
Be it day or night
I have many fans
coming from far and wide
They request my paw print
I am so dignified
Felines queue at the cat flap
for a view of my silky fur
They swoon for a glimpse
and to hear my unique purr
I cannot help it
Am an irresistible cat
Champion of the year
A genuine aristocrat

Feline RDP Monday: Dazzling Feline