Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Fame

Tabby

I decided this photo leaves a lasting impression on all. Here I am in a serious mood, but of course I am always serious. I am seated on leather illustrating my importance. What more can I meow? I am unique, fame is my middle name. If you wish for a paw print, write to my Manager Mrs. Human. I have no time for answering all the many fan letters I receive.

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Fame

Feline RDP Thursday: Distinguished Feline

Tabby

Of course I am distinguished
I mind my p’s and meow
Looking down on humans
is because I am highbrow
I am sitting on the piano
With thoughts on a composition
My songs and concerts are famous
and give a good rendition
I can hit the high cee
and even go much higher
Although Mrs. Human tells me
My song would often misfire
But she has no music tast
and says I’m overzealous
It is now quite clear to me
She can’t meow and is jealous

Feline RDP Thursday: Distinguished Feline

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline suitable

Tabby

What could be better, although I had a hard job to persuade Mrs. Human to have her garden redesigned to my tastes. In the background I have my two walls. What is a feline without a wall? Life is boring when you cannot stare at your walls and have a private conversation with them. I do not know why she had to plant all that green stuff in between my walls. She could have left just the earth. All the other felines would be so jealous if they saw that I had such a king sized recycling tray for my own private use, but Mrs. Human found that would not be so good.

I also have my own private drinking bowl, although now and again the feline next door walks through my territory and has a taste. I must have a paw swipe with him to show him who the boss is. Today I had some excitement, it rained, not that I like the rain.When it stopped raining there were some very tasty puddles left and we felines all know that the best water is rainwater left to develop its aroma in a puddle. Again Mrs. Human disagreed: something about drinking dirty water not being suitable for me. Humans have such strange ideas sometimes.

And now I must go, my walls are calling and I must have a stare for a few minutes. Never neglect your walls when they are calling.

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline suitable

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Cornucopia

Tabby

“Tabby will you come out of my bedroom cupboard?”

“Doesn’t come into the question Mrs. Human. Today is catutopia day, when we find our cupboard of plenty and I found mine.”

“You found nothing Tabby, you hopped into the cupboard before I could shut the door.”

“It is all a matter of interpretation Mrs. Human. You opened the door and my dream was fulfilled. An enclosed space lined with the delights of a feline resting place. This is better than a tenth life. Layers and layers of soft fabric welcoming my fur. What could be better, a catutopic pleasure.”

“The word catutopic does not exist Tabby.”

“It might not in human, but it does in meow. One of our main words expressing the delights of being feline.”

“That might be, but the delights of being feline and spreading your fur over my clothing is not the delight of being human, so leave my cupboard. – now. Tabby did you near me? And now she is sleeping in my cupboard.”

“i am not sleeping Mrs. Human, just resting my eyes. And when you go, leave the door open that I can make an exit afterwards, I have been forgotten and locked in the cupboard before.”

“Of course Tabby,”

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Cornucopia

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Compromise

Tabby

I do not do compromises
That is plain to see
We felines are made for better things
and determine how it must be
In meow the word does not exist
There is nothing more to say
It has to be the way I want it
To discussion I meow nay
And now just leave me on my chair
I will sleep, it’s my decision
There is no meowing, I determine what I want
I do not indulge in revision

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Compromise

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Guest Post

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At last fame and fortune. My super intelligence and good looks have been honoured by an article I wrote about my favourite subject, I, me and myself. Now your curiosity has been awakened and this time it does not kill the cat (stupid human saying) but honours the merits of my writing talents. Now you are all waiting and so here is the link:

The Life and Times of Tabby

I now have to go, it seems there is a telephone call from “Modern Cat” a magazine featuring famous felines. They wish to interview me on my human training programme.

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Guest Post

Feline RDP Thursday: Feline Cast-off

Tabby

It’s Spring again, ¬†would be ready to go
There is a large problem, it began to snow
And so I am inside, and life is a bore
What shall I do, I am really not sure
If I go out, my paws might freeze
My whiskers break in the cold breeze
There is only one solution, my cast offs to reap
Turn in a circle and sink down to a sleep

Feline RDP Thursday; Feline Cast-off