Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Drop


Thinking about going out
the window is open and ready
The weather is good, no raindrops about
And everything is steady
On the other paw I feel so tired
I should sleep another hour
And now the sky looks as it it might drop
I am sure there will be a shower
The best laid plans of mice and cats
Often go astray
I think I will now postpone my walk
Tomorrow is another day

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Drop

Feline RDP Tuesday: Hungry Feline


This is the look I give Mrs. Human to show how hungry I am. I am pleading, begging, to be fed. Yes, humans can be so thoughtless. They think only of themselves and their food, but we poor felines have to wait. Admittedly there is always a bowl full with vitamin pellets, but she never asks why it is always full. The answer is clear. It is always full because the contents do not satisfy my needs. I do not need pellets, I want the real thing. It must be juicy, organic, recognisable as the part of an animal, or fish.

And so I look and stare. Suddenly Mrs. Human goes into action. She realises the feline neglect she incurs. She moves to the kitchen, empties half a packet (note only a half) into my bowl and I notice she adds a secret liquid, but I do not ask questions. All I want is my food. And then I go into action and wait and stare, although she gets quite annoyed when I sit behind her: something about causing an accident. Eventually after an eternity (she says only a few minutes) my food is served.

What can a feline do under these circumstances. Just look and wait.

Feline RDP Tuesday: Hungry Feline

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Stretch

Tabby having a stretch

There is nothing like a good stretch
especially if you want to sleep
I find a nice warm place
Somewhere not to deep
And then I apply my exercise
Meow one, meow two, meow  three
I would advise before you start
to have a nice long pee
Now you can concentrate
beginning at the paws
working slowly through the whiskers
do not forget the jaws
Now you are completely relaxed
and I would advise to swirl
Note my tail forms a balance
I like to make it curl
When it is finished
You will be a new cat
It is time to curl up
Preferably on a warm mat
Now close your eyes
Being to drift away
the stretching is rewarding
Relaxation is here to stay

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Stretch

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Haze


Haze is not a word that exists in meow
We felines are so clever and always know how
When humans were eating bananas and siting in the trees
We were farming mice and catching birds with ease
Always be one paw ahead was what my mum said
Always be awake and keep a clear head
Haze if for humans thank goodness they have  cats
We keep them well organised , we are the artistocrats.

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Haze

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Tassel


Of course I have a tassel. It goes wherever I go and is attached to my collar. The collar is part of my dress code. No feline is properly dressed without a collar. Mrs. Human said something about if I got lost, people could open the tassel and inside there is my name, address and even my telephone number. I am not sure about that. I do not have opposable thumbs and if the telephone would ring I could not pick it up, although Mrs. Human says it is not for me but for her. She rests better knowing that I would be found and she would be informed.

Seems to be a big fuss about nothing. We felines never get lost, we know where our territory is, although it seems to be something about losing a life – no problem, I still have a few spare lives left and when they are all gone, I get the 10th life, so what’s the fuss.

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Tassel

Feline RDP Tuesday: Diurnal Feline


Same time same place
It isn’t always the same
Today there is a plant on the table
All part of the human game
What am I doing waiting here?
Pehaps something might happen
I can wait, there is no rush
Just keep my paw a tappin
And when I am finished, time to rest
I need another sleep
Just another diurnal task
to rest my wandering feet
After the sleep I will have a bite
Another one of my missions
Today I will eat the meat and the juice
Life is just one repetition
And afterwards another sleep
relaxing my weary bones
Not many choices in the feline world
But I meow in many tones

Feline RDP Tuesday: Diurnal Feline

Feline RDP Tuesday: Lingular Feline


I should really win the nomination for Cat of the Year. I just cannot stop looking at my photos and I have many: perfect in all aspects, but the nose? I can smell tuna fish as soon as the tin is opened, even if I am at the other end of my territory. It is the perfect completion to a perfect face. And now I must go, taking deep breathes I realise that there will be yet another dish of tuna for the evening meal. Oh what a lingular day it is today.

Feline RDP Tuesday: Lingular Feline