Feline RDP Tuesday: Lofty Feline

Tabby

I was destined for high places
Royalty is in my blood
It has a tinge of blue
And is definitely not like mud
My mum was a queen
But made a big mistake
On the night when it happened
She was not quite awake
So dad was a tabby with stripes
That looked exactly like mine
Mum said it made no difference
They were both lofty on cloud nine

Feline RDP Tuesday: Lofty

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Strain

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Cooling patio
The exhausted whiskers sleep
because of the strain

“But Tabby I did not noticed that you were straining.”

“Of course I was Mrs. Human, I was straining to stay awake.”

“Without success it seems.”

“That was due to straining to write a meowku. They are exhausting. Meow only has words with two syllables and creating words to fit with the meowku pattern is not easy and afterwards I have to translate it into human.”

“How would it be in original meow Tabby?”

“Meow, meow, ow
meow, meow, meow, ow
meow, meow, wow

Note the small embellishment on the last line, as a grand finale: wow.”

“Yes Tabby, very eloquent.”

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Strain