Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Droplet


“Mrs. Human you could be more careful when putting my water in my bowl.”

“You have a problem Tabby?”

“Of course. I like my water to be in one place and not splashed around. It means that I have to walk through the water and my paws get wet.”

“But you can lick them dry afterwards.”

“Mrs. Human we felines drink with the eyes and I have no interest in drinking water that is splashed around everywhere.”


“But you often dip your paw into the water before drinking Tabby.”

“That is something completely different. That is when I am testing the water to see if it has the correct temperature and consistency. I do not just drink any water, it has to fit my requirements. Splashes show that you are not following my instructions. Would you eat your food if there were splashes of sauce on the table.”

“I do not make splashes when serving our food.”

“You see Mrs Human. There are drops of my water everywhere, a real puddle. Careless pouring for felines. and we deserved to be worshipped as gods. What are you doing with my water now Mrs. Human?”

“I am throwing it away and filling it with fresh water in another place, so that the splashes will not disturb you.”

“And I have to wait for fresh water. Leave it where it is, I will force it down me and close my eyes so that I do not have to see the drops everywhere.”

Feline RDP Tuesday: Feline Droplet

Feline RDP Tuesday: Sparky Feline


I am a sparky feline
especially with my claws
I scrape them on the walls
and make scratches on the doors
Mrs. Human does not like it
She can be so proper and prim
I explained they were works of art
Based on a feline whim
On dark nights, which I don’t find dark
My eyes reflect the moon
They show the sparks of beauty
Which force the mice to swoon
That is when I pounce to catch a tasty meal
We cats are well equipped
With sparky claws of steel

Feline RDP Tuesday: Sparky Feline

Feline RDP Tuesday: Snowy Feline

Tabby in snow

Pawprints in the snow
Frozen heavy claws dragging
Near to the birdhouse

“Tabby what is that supposed to be?”

“It’s a flaiku of course. the feline equivalent of a haiku Mrs. Human”

“But it should have a little more feeling perhaps and romance.”

“There are no stronger feelings as the attempt to capture a birdhouse and rescue the birds from freezing in the snow.”

“I thought you didn’t like snow.”

“I don’t like snow, it’s true, but am quite partial to a bird.”

Feline RDP Tuesday: Snowy Feline