Daily Feline Prompt: Ginger Cat

Roschti 11.09.2017

“No Mrs. Human, I do not want to talk about Roschti. He smells different and his only aim in his 9 lives is to move in on my territory and I was here first.”

“But Tabby, he is a feline the same as you are and I am sure he feels lonely.”

“Of course he is lonely, he longs for an extension to his territory. Just look at him, he is sizing everything up and mentally working out where the best places are. I don’t like the way he is looking at my wall. I am sure he is already having conversations with the wall. And he is not the same as me. I am the best, the most intelligent and have the Macdonalds “M” on my forehead. He looks like he fell into a pot of orange paint.”

“But Tabby I am sure he only wants to be friends.”

“Friends with my wall and my food bowl and my recycling tray. Before you know it he will move in and take over.”

“No problem Tabby, we have enough room for Roschti. He could sleep on the cushion next to yours.”

“But that is my cushion.”

“You only need one cushion to sleep.”

“I need two in case I change my mind and want to use the other cushion. I need a free choice of sleeping place otherwise I will be the victim of feline clawstrophobia: When I wake at night shivering and shaking wondering where I am.”

“Tabby do not exaggerate, you sleep at least 23 hours a day and I have never noticed that you have sleepless days or nights. I am sure you and Roschti could share your territories.”

“Share does not exist in meow, only possess, I will have to sharpen my claws ready for the great feline showdown.”

“You mean you are going to fight Roschti.”

“Just keep him out of my territory and there will be no fight.”

“Where are you going?”

“I am going to spray my wall as a sign of my possession before Roschti has ideas.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Ginger Cat