Feline RDP Saturday: Verdant Feline


“Tabby that is not a very good place for a photo. You are in the middle of tables, chairs and watering cans. It would be much better if you moved to better surroundings, with some flowers and greenery.”

“The problem being, Mrs Human, that I am now near the kitchen window for a quick entrance if I have hunger pains. And green does not exist in meow.”

“But everything is green in summer Tabby. The trees have fresh green leaves and grow new green shoots.”

“Trees have new leaves? You mean that there will be a new regiment of leaf soldiers again this year. I will have to sharpen my claws and begin to train again. Last year I killed them all. They were all dead and shrivelled laying on the ground after I trapped them when they fell on my head.”

“Tabby, they always fall from the trees in Autumn and die, it is the course of nature.”

“You mean nature is the enemy that attacks with his leaf soldiers. Nature organises them, but I will survive.”

“Of course you will survive Tabby, the leaves are not dangerous.”

“And when the water falls from the sky, they get wet and slippery. I could break a leg or sprain a paw. I find them very dangerous. I think I will go and attack a few now, then there will be less in Autumn.”

“No Tabby, leave the leaves alone. If you attack now the trees will compensate with fresh leaves again.”

“Then my efforts to save the feline world are all for nothing.”

“Just ignore the leaves Tabby, they disappear all on their own at the end of the year.”

“Then all my protection from the leaf soldiers was in vain.

“Just enjoy the greenery Tabby.”

“Of course Mrs. Human. Just one small problem.”

“A problem Tabby?”

“I am colour blind like all felines. so death to all leaf soldiers.*

Feline RDP Saturday: Verdant Feline