Daily Feline Prompt: Wonder Feline

Tabby

I do not want to bore you, you know I am the best
I am the most brainy feline, and have always passed the test
Everyone asks for my advice, because I know it all
I am the record catcher of birds, yes I really have a ball
Today I went for a walk, I was looking for a mouse
Mrs. Human was not very pleased, because I brought it to the house
I only wanted to show her, how clever I can be
But she did not appreciate my thoughts and did not show her glee
I will never understand humans, their logic is so weird
I only wanted to show her that a mouse is not to be feared

Daily Feline Prompt: Wonder Feline